Christmas, they say, is about indulgence, and Lola’s Cupcakes has gone all in this year, crafting a lineup so decadently nostalgic and irresistibly over-the-top that even Santa might leave his sleigh for a slice. From towering brownie deliciousness to elegantly crafted cakes, here’s my take on their festive offerings.
The Brownie Beast: The King of Christmas Desserts
Let’s not mince words—the Brownie Beast is outrageous! A 20-layer tower of chocolate madness, it’s part cake, part engineering marvel. With layers of brownie goodness, gooey caramel, crumbly cookie dough, and velvety ganache, it’s unapologetically indulgent. The full 9-inch version, weighing a hefty 9kg, is pure spectacle (£125), while the 800g slice (£18) offers a more civilised way to dig in.
Flavour-wise, it’s a triumph. The interplay between the richness of different brownie layers and the sticky sweetness of caramel is tempered by the rich chocolate ganache—a harmonious, if slightly overwhelming, symphony. Yes, it’s an excess, but isn’t that what Christmas is about?
Rockin’ Around the Christmas Cake: Edible Elegance
This cake isn’t just a dessert; it’s a centrepiece worthy of your best festive table linens. With iced decoration in the shape of a Christmas tree, it features your choice of double chocolate or vanilla sponge, layered with rich chocolate or vanilla buttercream, and a surprise zing of raspberry compote.
Visually, it’s a stunner. The buttercream is piped into a swirling green tree, adorned with golden stars, red bows, and edible decorations that are almost too pretty to eat. Almost. The double chocolate version will have you swooning, and the dense, fudgy sponge is lifted beautifully by the tang of the compote. At £80 for a cake that serves 30, it’s a splurge—but one that delivers both flavour and festive theatre.
The Elf Collection Cupcake Box: Joy in a Bite
Now, these cupcakes are pure fun. Each light vanilla or chocolate sponge is topped with creamy buttercream and festive decorations—think mischievous elves, sprigs of holly, and chocolate coins.
The sponge is airy, the buttercream indulgently smooth, and the balance of sweetness just right. The attention to detail is extraordinary; every swirl, sprinkle, and decorated figure looks like it was crafted by the steadiest of hands. At £22.20 for six regular-sized cupcakes or £25.20 for 12 minis, they’re perfect for Christmas parties — or just for impressing your relatives at festive gathering.
Chocolate Orange Delight Cake: A Zesty Showstopper
Chocolate orange lovers, this one’s for you. Lola’s has transformed the quintessential Christmas stocking filler into a gloriously rich cake. A moist chocolate sponge is layered with orange-flavoured buttercream, topped with chocolate drip, glimmering golden bells, and segments of Terry’s Chocolate Orange.
It’s everything you want in a festive dessert: rich, tangy, and nostalgic, with a touch of luxe thanks to the edible red berries and shimmering decorations. Starting at £27.50 for a cake that serves eight, it’s indulgence without guilt (because it’s Christmas, after all).
Nationwide Christmas Wreath Cake: A Hug in Cake Form
For those sending love across the miles, the Nationwide Wreath Cake (£45) is perfection. Available in chocolate or vanilla sponge with a raspberry compote centre, it’s swathed in vibrant buttercream and adorned with candy canes, elf faces, and festive sprinkles. The sponge is impossibly light, and the compote adds just the right amount of sharpness to balance the buttercream’s sweetness. It arrives impeccably packaged, with every swirl and sprinkle in place—a testament to Lola’s postal cake expertise.
Christmas Brownie Cracker: The Perfect Festive Gift
The Christmas Brownie Cracker makes the perfect festive gift for foodies this season. Available in two colourful limited edition designs, the cracker contains six squidgy, gluten-free hexagonal brownies, individually boxed in Lola’s signature flavours like Salted Caramel, Millionaire Shortbread, Chocolate Heaven, and Red Velvet.
At £25 for a box of six, they’re affordable luxury with a nostalgic twist. Although it’s hard to choose a favourite, the Cookie Dough flavour is sure to be a crowd pleaser — a dense, fudgy brownie with chunks of buttery cookie dough that practically melts in your mouth. Plus, the vibrant festive designs on the boxes make this gift as beautiful as it is delicious.
The Verdict
Lola’s Cupcakes Christmas Collection has nailed the brief: festive, fun, and just indulgent enough to justify that second helping. The craftsmanship is impeccable, the flavours decadent without tipping into saccharine sweet territory, and the variety ensures there’s something for everyone this festive season. Whether you’re hosting, gifting, or just treating yourself, this collection is a love letter to Christmas indulgence—and one worth writing back to.
For more details on the Christmas Collection at Lola’s Cupcakes and to purchase some of these festive treats, please visit lolascupcakes.co.uk
